Name – Gus

What is your guilty pleasure t.v. show? Come on, be honest…Real Housewives of Orange County, Cops, American Idol….what is it? I really like The Office. But if you want to know one that I should be ashamed of it would be "America's Next Top Model". Tyra Banks may be able to model well. But she couldn't act her way out of a paper sack if she had a scissors and blowtorch.

What band or singer do you enjoy that people would find the most surprising? I'm pretty much a hard-core metal head and like just about everything metal. Which really isn't surprising. But I really like Enya, which isn't metal in the least. I think the only metal they have in Ireland is the stuff around their cans of Guinness.

Wisconsin Dells, Wyoming, or Washington D.C.? For what? A vacation or where I would hide the body? If a vacation I would say Wyoming because it has the lowest sales tax of the 3.

Who are you most like in the Office?….or If you don’t watch the Office, who are you most like in South Park? If you don’t watch South Park, who are you most like in the Simpsons? Not a Simpson fan either?....Seinfeld? Bonus…if you are a fan of all of them, answer them all.
Office - Oscar (because he is an accountant not because of the fact that he is gay and Mexican)
South Park- Tweek (I love my Water Joe)
Simpson's - Otto ("My name is Otto I like to get blotto")
Seinfeld- Soup Nazi (because I suffer for my art and if you argue with me "No bass for you!!!!")

Guys – Audrey Hepburn, Jennifer Aniston or Gisele Bundchen? Ummmmmm, Why isn't Jessica Alba a choice?
Karla – Cary Grant, Brad Pitt, or Jim Carrey? I think Karla should also get to pick Jessica Alba just in case .

If you could press a button to earn 1 million dollars but one person would die for each time you press the button, would you press it? If yes, how many times do you press it? Is that $1,000,000 before or after tax? Because the way taxes are today if its pre-tax I'll have to press it twice as many times to get the same amount as post tax.

How does John Mayer date so many hot chicks? (Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt) I think a better question is why is John Mayer so popular writing the tripe he does? Sorry John I had to say what I wanna say, say what I wanna say, say what I wanna say, say what I wanna say.

What "Super Power" would you most like to have and why? I would like to be able to jump and break bricks with my head just like Super Mario. Big Super Mario that is. Not little Super Mario where you jump and only jiggle the bricks and make the turtles bounce. Plus I could randomly find coins. Who doesn't like a little extra money. Not to mention Super Mario's mustache would make me look like a super cool 70's porn star. Move over Ron Jeremy, Its Super Gus...here to break bricks and hearts.

Anything else we should know about you? I have the death sentence in some 12 systems. That's the kind of thing you tell strangers in bars.